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Subject: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:49 pm
I don't know how many of you are horror junkies but as I am I'm gonna rub a load of gory movies in your face! This thread is recommendations that I highly recommend (or don't) in the horror genre, and if you can throw anymore my way I'd be most grateful.
First off:
Låt den rätte komma in (Let The Right One In).
Quick summary: Oskar, a bullied 12-year old, dreams of revenge. He falls in love with Eli, a peculiar girl. She can't stand the sun or food and to come into a room she needs to be invited. Eli gives Oskar the strength to hit back but when he realizes that Eli needs to drink other people's blood to live he's faced with a choice. How much can love forgive? Let The Right One In is a story both violent and highly romantic, set in the Stockholm suburb of Blackeberg in 1982.
Quick review: Ok, so I don't know where people stand on foreign subtitled movies but I have no problem with them whatsover. The horror genre as it stands of late has just been plagued by remakes and bad re-tellings of Korean/Japanese classics such as "The Eye", but this little movie from Sweden has something rather special about it, in fact one might say very special indeed as its unlike any other vampire movie I have ever seen. The whole movie is pretty much viewed through the eyes and life of a child and one that most adult viewers can relate too in some form or another. It's not about the gore-factor whatsover so if thats what you're looking for then avoid this because you will be dissapointed. If you think more along the lines of "Stand By Me" crossed-over with "Pans Labyrinth" then you'll already have a good idea of what it's about. It has a very haunting quality to it and is as equally comforting as it is disturbing. I particularly found it interesting and it's actually got the potential to become and underground classic for a straight to video release. Definitely recommended
7.5/10
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Lunarwolf Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:03 pm
Glad you posted that because I have that due to land on my doorstep from odeondirect.com any day now
"Undead"
Quick Summary: Peaceful, rustic Berkeley is a charming fishing community where life is sweet and the people friendly. All that is about to change. After losing her childhood farm to the bank, local beauty Rene decides to leave town and head for the big city. Suddenly, an avalanche of meteorites races through the sky, bombarding the town and bringing an otherworldly infection. Departing is going to be much more difficult than she had planned. The living dead are awakened and Rene is now caught in a nightmare of zombies hungry for human flesh. She manages to find salvation in a small isolated farm house owned by the town loony, Marion. There she is met with four other desperate survivors. Together they battle their way through a plague of walking dead and discover that there is more transpiring than just an infection.
Quick Review: This is not a "horror" title in the tradtional sense, it is a gorey comedy that pays homage to horror films and is reminiscent of "Evil Dead", "BrainDead" and "Bad Taste". This film is not big, nor clever but is funny as hell and has some very interesting characters. If you're a horror fan that loves seeing funny horror as much as scary horror, this is a great night in. If you're more of a psychological / deep horror fan, you'll probably find this too light. Personally, it makes me chuckle as much as BrainDead did, and its not afraid to give nods to other B-Movie genres either. Unfortunately a lot of the film's appeal comes from learning what's really going on, which limits its ability to be re-watchable. That said, the TRIPLE-barrelled Shotgun is a winner.
7.0 / 10
Sureshot Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:42 pm
Makes you chuckle as much as Braindead? Man thats a bold statement! Thats still my fave Com-Horror along with Return of the Living Dead Part 2. Aussies/Kiwi's and Zombies always = EPIC WIN! I'm sold. Doesn't look that small a budget either really which is surprising.
Ok and now my horror 'release' of the year (ok its from 2008 but by the time we get it...):
Eden Lake
Quick Summary: Nursery teacher Jenny and her boyfriend Steve, escape for a romantic weekend away. Steve, planning to propose, has found an idyllic setting: a remote lake enclosed by woodlands and seemingly deserted. The couple's peace is shattered when a gang of obnoxious kids encircles their campsite. Reveling in provoking the adults, the gang steals the couple's belongings and vandalizes their car leaving them completely stranded. When Steve confronts them, tempers flare and he suffers a shocking and violent attack. Fleeing for help, Jenny is subject to a brutal and relentless game of cat-and-mouse as she desperately tries to evade her young pursuers and find her way out of the woods.
Quick Review: DO NOT be fooled by this title that its some kind of Texas Chainsaw (Remake)/Wrong Turn/Hills Have Eyes cause it just ain't, think more along the lines of the original Last House on the Left. If you're from the UK you just know that this could actually easily happen to you and thats what makes this film so bloody evil, the concept. The film itself is just a clusterf**k of how a chav's attitude problem can go wrong! I know you're probably reading this thinking "this sounds like a comedy" but I guarantee you that couldn't be further from the truth. This is straight up in your face nasty and frighteningly realistic. Ok it won't scare you as much as "the Exorcist" but christ we've all had moments where we've felt kinda threatened by a group of teenage hoodlums cause even though you know you could open a can of whoop-@% on them individually, these bastards hunt in packs! This film is a perfect example of the society that we (in the UK) live in today. Gangs are on the uprise and a flick like this captures it perfectly. It's a nice change from the traditional slasher and the twist at the end is just well......wicked 'innit! Films like this are just showing how the english independent horror movie is on the uprise, and if you like horror and you haven't seen it...WATCH IT NOW!
9/10
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:20 pm
DAY OF THE DEAD (2008)
Quick Summary: In Leadville, Colorado, Captain Rhodes and his army seals off the town to contain an influenza-type epidemic. The locals are not allowed to leave the town and the Pine Valley Medical Center is crowded with sick people. Corporal Sarah Bowman was born and raised in Leadville and goes to her home with Private Bud Crain to visit her mother. Sarah finds that her mother is ill and takes her to the local hospital. However, the sick people suddenly transform in flesh eating, fast moving zombies which attack the non-infected humans. Sarah, Bud and Private Salazar get a jeep and head to the town exit to escape from the dead. But Sarah hears the voice of her brother, Trevor, on the radio and is compelled to go to the radio station where Trevor is hidden with his girlfriend Nina. The group of survivors drives to the isolated Nike factory seeking shelter, where they discover an underground army base...
Quick Review: O.K, I freely admit to being caught off-guard with this film, I went into watching it with a healthy dose of skeptism; my mind shouting at me "You love this kinda stuff, why do you put yourself through rubbish re-makes!". It is, as you can imagine just from reading the summary, a 'typical' zombie hack'n'slash with not the most original plot. It has more clichés that you can wave a dismembered arm at, a plot that you can see coming from the horizon, and some decidedly dodgy special effects and questionable acting. For all its flaws though, I couldnt help but like this film. When it gets going, it really goes mental, and is everything you could hope for in a zombie film. OK so the plots not great; but its a ZOMBIE FILM. Anyone here seen Return of the Living Dead? Great movie, shite plot. All the stuff you'd expect to happen does, but the fun is in the way they do it. The zombies are "infected", a thin excuse to make them fast, deadly and very, very strong with no notion of pain. However, they're not daft (at least, not when they first turn), some even lie in wait or stalk their prey (some that have been dead a while or are missing parts are a bit more "traditional" zombie). When the town gets completely overrun there are so many zombies on-screen leaping over cars, ripping people apart and smashing through windows that it becomes almost mesemerizing to watch the small group of survivors desperately charge through them with pistols, machetes and, in one case a fire extinguisher. This is not a remake of the George version, like the recent remake of "Dawn of the Dead", its of the "based-on" variety. This film is not exceptional, and has many, many flaws (when they speed up time to make the zombies look 'faster' it looks awful) BUT it has to be said that if you just want a brainless (ho ho!) gorefest of fun and violence to make you chuckle and wince for 2 hours, this delivers.
6.5 / 10
PrioryJK Special Agent
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:55 am
I heard some great reviews for Let the Right One In but I was a bit disappointed by it in the end, it wasn’t bad just not as good as I thought it could have been, the story is weird and compelling and the best part, there’s too little horror or development of the vampire relationship I thought. The story is really ambiguous as well especially the upbeat ending which I thought was quite sad, considering we saw what happened to her last “friend” at the beginning of the film.
And Day on the Dead suck suck sucks, I’ve heard those stupid “..because I’m a black man you think etc etc about me” but really “because I’m a black man its got to be a spear”? who will find this funny gah!
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:36 am
And this is why personal opinion is so important, and why we all have our own tastes
For what it was intending to do, DoTD really didn't suck, because it wasn't trying to be an intelligent psychological thriller or edge-of-your-seat shock-ride. It was a silly film with a silly plot, with lots of zombies!
After all, many classic/cult/beloved horror films (especially zombie ones) are considered "not very good", but to analyse them as such is missing the mark so wide that you could have been watching "The O.C." (*spits*).
In evidence of my argument, check the below trailers - these films are horror classics, yet look (and technically are) bloody awful. They're still watched over and over again by people. In some cases, such as Return of The Living Dead, for example, it elevated an entire subculture, clothing and music style into the forefront and hell, my other half watches it about 3 times a month!
Return of the Living Dead
Brain Dead
Evil Dead II
Fright Night
Dog Soldiers
The point being, they're cheezy, but they're still good. If you're not a fan of cheezy horror films, you probably wouldn't like DoTD
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:57 am
Oh, come on. Dog Soldiers isn't that tongue-in-cheek. It's a pretty decent movie, I thought! But Braindead is funny as hell! I remember watching that at uni with a bunch of mates - we were all *drinking tea* and coughing our guts up with laughter!
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:25 am
Redwatch wrote:
Oh, come on. Dog Soldiers isn't that tongue-in-cheek.
Its not? I could have sworn I saw their commanding officer surviving evisceration using swearing and superglue... and what about when "spoon" runs out of weapons against the werewolf in the kitchen (even frying pans) and replies with "I hope I give you the shits, you f**king wimp."
I'd say that was pretty tongue-in-cheek meself
And yeah, you cant go wrong wih a little Brain Dead
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:38 am
Okay, fair point well made.^^
Might drag that one out since it's nearly Halloween. Or I may be sensing an Underworld marathon on the horizon. <--- Lycan
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
Number of posts : 6401 Age : 44 Location : Southampton, UK Registration date : 2009-02-23
Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:00 am
Woot!
Question: am I the only one who though lucious (when in rise of the lycans) looked a little like simon pegg?
Maybe its me, he didnt look anything like him in "underworld"...
Sureshot Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:32 am
Hahahaha! Yeah he really does!
As for Dog Soldiers if you ask me it's one of the best horrors ever made. Similarly The Descent (which was also made by Neil Marshall) is easily one of the best horrors ever made. That guys a damn legend. I haven't actually seen a crap movie he's made yet. Doomsday, although not a horror was mental as well.
The Descent Trailer:
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:25 pm
I bought Mirrors on BD a little while ago but I'm saving it for Halloween too.
Godjera Registered
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:17 pm
Suprised nobody hasn't mentioned the Shining, Alien or HAlloween. Three horror masterpieces. ALso, one of my favourite movies is Battle Royale. I clasify that movie as a horror although many see it as action.
Sureshot Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:25 pm
Well Aliens is my fave movie of all time, with Alien in 3rd place.
There's quite a few classics that haven't been mentioned tbh:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original) Hellraiser 1&2 The Entity The Lost Boys The Howling Child's Play series Friday the 13th. series (especially no. 4) A Nightmare on Elm Street series (especially no. 3) The Thing House of a 1000 Corpses (prefer the 2nd one but thats not really a horror in my eyes) An American Werewolf in London
....I could go on and on.
Dante Demens Galactic Trade Commission
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:19 pm
the thing...in all the movies i like hating to see, thats one of the top in my book.
theres also "the house on the haunted hill", thats another creepy one
even to this day i still p*** my pants when i see them
Sureshot Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:28 pm
Yeah I adore the Thing, truly amazing movie and up there with Alien. They're doing a remake (of a remake)/prequel of it actually but I have no doubt whatsoever that the original will be better. You can't perfect perfection after all.
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:30 am
I'd completely forgotten about this movie and seeing as my local supermarket had it on sale for £5, I've purchased it to watch tonight at work
I've recently seen Mirrors and apart from one very satisfying bathroom scene, found this 'horror' sadly lacking in thrills.
Paranormal Activity (also watched recently) was better, but still didn't manage to live up to the hype. A good not-too-scary horror for the horror shy imo.
nosyd Freelancer
Number of posts : 435 Age : 53 Location : Waddington - Lancashire - England Registration date : 2009-06-06
Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:25 am
I'm not really a Horror fan at all really. One film I have seen recently, but it's not a Horror as such, more a comedy/zombie flick. Zombieland, now that was a great film, and Woody Harrelson plays a great character in it. That's about as Horror as I go.
Harlequin2 Veteran Agent
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:33 am
I love that film! It's hilarious! (Zombieland that is)
Sureshot Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:09 am
Blimey, I've seen a ton of horrors lately. I'll have to get my thinking cap on and write them all out with a mini review.
WildWallace Agent
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:37 am
Hope you don't mind my posting here.
My most recently-watched horror film was Orphan.
Quick Summary: A married couple - Kate and John - with two children recently lost a child and are experiencing problems in their marriage. The decide to adopt a child and go to the local orphanage where they find what they assume to be the perfect little girl. She seems sweet, cute and loveable and from Russia. Eventually, Kate grows suspicious of the little girl after she says things that you would not usually expect from a 9 year old girl. Soon, Esther turns violent against everybody and Kate begins to unravel a secret about Esther that would change everything.
Quick review: I liked the film. It wasn't particularly scary but it made for interesting watching. I would definitely recommend it to anyone who likes twists-in-the-tail.
7/10
Sureshot Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:36 am
Orphan's great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WildWallace Agent
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:37 am
I downloaded and watched it on XBox LIVE.
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
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Subject: Re: Sureshot's Thread of Horror! Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:32 am
DEAD SET
Dunno how many of you saw this uk-done "Big Brother" zombie spoof but I really enjoyed it (mainly because I HATE big brother and really like zombie stuff), but I noticed all of it is up on Youtube.
So, for as long as its there, here it is for your streaming pleasure