Subject: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:58 am
I've got to ask: Is someone playing a joke with this Admiral Xylophone application? I nearly wet my pants over this, really!
Highlights include:
Admiral Xyplone wrote:
WHERE ARE YOU FROM? The us [He's Borg! - Red]
HOW OLD ARE YOU? 16 [He read the requirements then - Red]
DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE IN ROLEPLAYING? yes I do [Very forthcoming - Red]
WHAT (IF ANY) MMORPG'S HAVE YOU PLAYED IN THE PAST? WoW swg kotor and some others that I cant name off of the top of my head [I don't think he understands the question - Red]
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THE GUILD TO OFFER YOU? I would like my own squad [Does he think we're a Trooper guild? - Red]
DO YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION OR IDEAS ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE? Umm I eally have no Idea because I dont understand the question [LMAO! - Red]
Bloomin hilarious! That's put me on a high for the rest of the day! Good luck nickname Tom!
PrioryJK Special Agent
Number of posts : 2575 Age : 37 Location : UK Hull Registration date : 2009-05-01
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:25 am
I was actually thinking about doing a fake application but I don't think it would reach the honest retardedness of this one.....
Sureshot Chief Operative
Number of posts : 5209 Age : 47 Location : Reading, England Registration date : 2009-02-11
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:42 am
LOL! Well my first thought was Salazar, then I realised that he'd use some kind of other fish-based name or even call himself Xizor, which I must say is the biggest insult to the funky Prince that you could possibly mention to me. But then I realised that he's just a bit vacant and then I started feeling sorry for the fella......so I'd like you to meet Tom your new Special Agent! Mwuahahaha!
Lunarwolf do you wanna let him down gently? I don't think my heart's in this one!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:48 am
Sureshot wrote:
Lunarwolf do you wanna let him down gently? I don't think my heart's in this one!
Hahaha! Awwww... Bless!
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
Number of posts : 6401 Age : 45 Location : Southampton, UK Registration date : 2009-02-23
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:05 am
On it.
nosyd Freelancer
Number of posts : 435 Age : 53 Location : Waddington - Lancashire - England Registration date : 2009-06-06
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:14 am
Oh go on, give him his own squad you tight buggers!
Sureshot Chief Operative
Number of posts : 5209 Age : 47 Location : Reading, England Registration date : 2009-02-11
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:17 am
Hey I just made him Special Agent!
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
Number of posts : 6401 Age : 45 Location : Southampton, UK Registration date : 2009-02-23
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:24 am
I feel like I just shot a kitten.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:28 am
Really? I feel like we just dodged a bullet!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:31 am
I lol'd.
Sureshot Chief Operative
Number of posts : 5209 Age : 47 Location : Reading, England Registration date : 2009-02-11
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:35 am
Hahaha thanks L-Dubz!
This might cheer you up......
Lunarwolf Chief Operative
Number of posts : 6401 Age : 45 Location : Southampton, UK Registration date : 2009-02-23
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:38 am
GENIUS!
Thanks for that Chief
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:45 am
Fookin brilliant!
I'll have to check out their new clips! Haha!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:48 am
Hahahaha, great
PrioryJK Special Agent
Number of posts : 2575 Age : 37 Location : UK Hull Registration date : 2009-05-01
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:59 am
Thats almost as good as those hilter downfall ones.
Sureshot Chief Operative
Number of posts : 5209 Age : 47 Location : Reading, England Registration date : 2009-02-11
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:02 am
Speaking of Borg I wonder if he's considered joining these guys?
nosyd Freelancer
Number of posts : 435 Age : 53 Location : Waddington - Lancashire - England Registration date : 2009-06-06
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:38 am
Someone has to post that clip in his application thread, go on I dare you.
No I'm joking, I doubt he'd understand it anyway.
Dugo Agent
Number of posts : 295 Age : 34 Location : Cecejovce, Slovakia Registration date : 2009-05-10
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:54 am
Great work with the vid chief ... and yeah this application was undoubtedly brilliant..
Harlequin2 Veteran Agent
Number of posts : 1887 Age : 29 Registration date : 2009-02-25
Subject: Re: Nomination for 'Worst Application Ever' Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:07 am
Damn, that poor person... We're European anyway (last I checked). I wonder where he will go in life... But I simply loved that Bombay movie!
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... and yeah this application was undoubtedly brilliant.. 